I once spent like an hour reading about hyena clitorises and it is always my go-to interesting fact for when I am a little bit drunk. ‘DUDE, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HYENA GENITALS’ is generally somewhere between ‘Gregory Peck was a stone-cold fox’ and ‘Bulbasaur is the best starter Pokémon, who wants to fight me’ on my…

I just can’t get into Affleck as Batman. Every time I see a pic of him in the costume, I think it’s a prank, or from a parody directed by Kevin Smith.

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Gun owners are 32 times more likely to kill someone without cause than to act in self-defense.

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!

So far this week, without even trying to investigate, these are things I’ve learned that groups of black people shouldn’t do in the United States:

Good read! BTW

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?

Point “But there are few to no famous Asian/Pacific/Hawaiian Islander actresses!”

have you seen nic cage pokemon

My vagina just clamped shut like a bear trap.

Boy, organized religion sure seems like a fun thing.

Same here. The headline definitely made me go, “What’s happening in Florida now?”

Please stop trying to make Kate Upton, actress, happen. She can’t even handle a thirty second commercial/voiceover.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…