If someone wished to play basketball as well as Penny Hardaway, they'd be as broke as Penny Hardaway. Aim higher.

"You can't split that one in two. You're either a student at a university playing your sport or you're an employee of that university," he said. "If you move to a model where you have labor negotiations between management – that would be coaches and athletic directors – and student-athletes to determine everything…

Not bad, but this is still the GOAT of inadvertent dick jokes.

"Spell it, tough guy!" made me laugh far more than it should have.

Im always preaching maturity and "growing up" to my kids... I feel like such a hypocrite for being in tears at this video

Let's be adults here. Barkley just likes it ref.

Debatable..

I love how Shaq is so tickled by his own joke lol...classic.

I so badly want to be Ernie Johnson.

This is the kind of thing that happens when people think Dick is a first name.

You can't hear me because I'm not saying anything, I'm writing. Keep 'em coming, fuckwit.

He and other Deadspin writers are smart enough to defend their position — if you were smart enough to click on the "Death to the NCAA" link under Tim's byline, you'd see that. Your comment got the reply it deserved. Because you're fucking stupid.

I like the part where it's the NCAA's duty to enforce federal drug laws.

OH MAN...HE COMMITTED A MISDEMEANOR?!?!?! BURN HIM WITH FIRE!!!!!

Raid every freshman dorm room for underage drinking.

Seeing how this is the NBA let's look at how this is viewed through racial lenses:

yeaimthatguy: [opens empty jar]