MAAAAAUUUUM YOU'RE NOT LOOKING

And Colabello just drove in two runs in the 12th inning off the rapist. Momma's Boys 2, Rapists 0.

I don't even give a fraction of a shit. An elbow to the throat is an elbow to the throat and has no place in basketball. That was a flagrant foul whether it happens in November or in June.

I turned the game off right after that foul, knowing that two shots and the ball meant game over. What I didn't know was that the refs were going to ignore the rules in order to keep me watching. I appreciate what they were trying to do and apologize for assuming that they wouldn't do it.

Once again, LeBron chokes in the playoffs. This guy just doesn't have what it takes to win the big one.

Mrs. Colabello then went home and promptly hung the homerun on the refridgerator.

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.

Oh Brian.... you almost had me there, laughing along with the joke, realizing what a douche you just were... but then there you had to go right back to the original douchiness.

Shut the fuck up.

All businesses have a right to decide what behavioral breaches result in firing, as long as they are not discriminating based on race, etc.

Its absolutely their place to decide who they do and do not employ.

Well, he told the police he hadn't had any physical contact with the woman claiming to have been drugged and raped. They the found his DNA literally all over her. Then it happened, but was consensual. He the pleaded out. It was "a freak accident"? He is not a convicted rapist. He is a rapist.

"Well, I was trying to hold it" - me, age 13

Not only are you wrong, but do you feel better about protecting the sexual assaulter?

I'll make this really simple for you: Josh Lueke was not convicted of rape. Josh Lueke is a rapist. These two things are not incongruent or inconsistent.

A freak accident. Ejaculating on someone is a freak accident?!

His semen was found on an anal swab, after he said he'd never touched her. Yes, that's rape and sodomy.

"DNA found in her hair, on her tank-top, and on an anal swab matched that of Lueke's, despite the fact that he'd said there was no physical contact between him and the victim. After his arrest, he changed his story, telling police they'd had consensual sex."