To paraphrase Ice Cube "fucked around and got a triple outer"

You've been waiting years to retell that story. Good on you for getting your chance. Damn good story.

Do you think Terry Rainer still tells this story? With a longing gaze in her eye, thinking of the one that got away...?

Great story.

You are a hero.

Sadly, his legend was tarnished by allegations of steroid usage, and by hard evidence that he had cooties...

This kickball story was better than the "don't fuck your female teammates" email and has more credibility than any of deadspins Manti Te'o "reporting".

Pfft. I call that everyday. Minus the kickball.

Great story, but be prepared to be disappointed when, for some reason, Kevin Costner will play you in the movie adaptation.

Terry Rainer better of asked you to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That's some serious "The Natural" of grade school kickball slow-mo action sequence shit.

Something similar also happened to me a few years back. I also did not get laid, but I did make it on the local news the next week (for unrelated reasons).

Oh hell yeah, playoffs are the worst. I've had people freak out on me over calls like I'm supposed to go back and review it under a hood. I straight up told people to grow up, it's kickball.

I enjoyed this kickball story.

Did anyone take it far too seriously? Please tell me someone took kickball far too seriously and yelled at you, about kickball.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

I reffed kickball and dodgeball last year. Shit is the worst.

Think of it as an extended challenge...The long con.

I went full-on hipster and joined a kickball league this year. I have to say, that shit is fun. It's great for people like me who used to be good at baseball, and then your skills decline to a point where you can't even play softball respectfully well. But you can still move your leg back and forth so you play…

Derek Jeter promptly quits team