I like how this phrasing makes Pence sound like an extremely uncool stepdad.
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“A penny saved,” bro.
It wasn’t supposed to offend you. Otherwise I would’ve just said “your mama”—which would have been uncalled for and, significantly, is the sort of remark that one can reasonably expect will get their ass beat in most places. But I’m sure you’re very different in this regard, and we all commend you on your exemplary…
I didn’t even know 2028 was an election year till I read your article.
Your [cherished female relative] says different.
Truly timeless.
That’s a crime against breakfast, though.
You’re better than this, hecklers.
I’ve seen old photos of my parents in embarrassing outfits which they could chalk up to the fashion of the times. Russ will have no such excuses for his kid.
[takes long, hard look in mirror]
[becomes sad]
Wasting it, looks like.
I know GIF requests are rarely honored, but somebody get me a damn GIF of my man’s angry sway.
(Please.)
And it seems like nobody ever says “play better defense on the last shot.”
this totally sounds like I’m getting defensive and seeking ally cookies, and I’m not!
Sounds like you screwed-over those POC real good because they didn’t recognize it was all about you.
“The Clippers just left too much time on the clock,” said at least one person who is paid to talk and/or write about sports.
Seems like the only option that could explain their dogged pretzel logic.