Hail to the victors.

[breath in]
“Always highlight truthers.”

The image up top, with Jahlil’s extremely dead eyes, is appropriate.

Great, even.

“I’m not going to bother to make a persuasive argument, but everyone who disagrees with me totally should.” ---JackShellack

I think you’re underselling the ways in which racial resentment was often part-and-parcel of these longings for America’s ostenstibly “great” past.

I don’t think it’s helpful to labor under the delusion that educated people are naturally more likely to be beacons of tolerance.

In fairness, Griner is an all-timer. So I could see why she wouldn’t be suspended for any games of consequence, and I initally thought that Mulkey’s remarks here distinguished by their tone-deafness and needlessness. But now I realize the cynicism behind both is the same: she was protecting her win percentage then,…

(Am I the only person who heard Mulkey say “send my Baylor to daughter”? As if the sentiment wasn’t bad enough?)

I’d always respected Mulkey as a coach, but I forget sometimes that college athletics don’t always employ the most progressive, conscious, or courageous people.

I think it’s telling that Shaq’s response to the Slim Reaper was “I wasn’t talking to you” instead of “check my receipts son.”

+1 Coke, dammit.

Maybe? Or I’m more territorial about my parking space than I realize.

WHO KNEW?

Hawks look like they’re about to hit the Men’s Warehouse for prom rentals.

I also find it ironic that Pierce clowned on Durant for joining the Warriors when the Celtics basically a non-factor in the playoffs before they acquired Allen and McHale gifted the Celtics with Garnett.

“Fan voting is a damn crock.”
—old-timey version of Zaphod

A dude who was blocking my parking space told me to “kick rocks.” I was furious. It’s an effective escalator.

But Steven is an expert on Women’s Thoughts™, though!