“You’re hired!”

And I was calling him President-elect Cheeto! #letsbebestfriends

And yet you keep replying. Also, feel free to point out where I’ve been dishonest (I assume you’re referring to me).

Whatever. You lack substance.

Apparent asshattery, yes. Plus they keep using the winking emoticon--why would anyone respect somebody like that?

It’s a quarter after midnight where I am, so my laugh lacked the loudness that your comment deserved.

If you look at the replies, they resort to base trolling pretty quickly. I think it’s safe to assume that BurnekokenruB is full of it.

From the linked article:

So you’re making things up. Got it.

“Again, December football. Being able to run it gives you a chance. You look at the numbers, when we have more rushes than our opponent has, we generally win 80 percent of the time.”

While I applaud the rule change—nothing about a championship round should rest on the result of an exhibition game—it’s unreasonable to suggest that home field advantage accounts for the AL’s recent success in the World Series. But batting last is an advantage nonetheless, so it ought to belong to the team with the…

Counter-counterpoint: keep the weird rule discrepancy, so you get over-the-hill defensive liabilities hitting dingers and the unending comedy of pitchers swinging at hanging curves over the opposite batter’s box.

I think the decision to end the game was the right one, but boy did I ever enjoy hearing that crowd give Bud the blues.

Welp. Now you can star it, I guess.

If so, please expose him as a fraud with specific examples.

We want instant gratification. If there isn’t enough immediate incentive to work hard, we won’t do it.

[citation needed]

Also good:

Oh, I wish I could take credit for it, but I can’t.* It is damn appropriate here, though (and it’ll never stop being funny).