And, like, the inherent frailty of the human body.

And uneven officiating of quarterback protection rules.

F**K ‘EM ANYWAY, MAAAAAN.

Go Badgers, I guess?

Truly a comment for our times. +1

I’m a little annoyed that most of the comments seem to be bashing the Clinton campaign, while ignoring the fact the Clinton campaign’s failures are symptomatic of the failures of the Democratic Party as a whole—the totality of the failure being the actual focus of the article.

Also, I’m annoyed that Mr. Bacharach…

Maybe it’s both! Maybe there’s a third factor that is also salient! (Don’t tell Freddie I’m almost sort of agreeing with him, because ugh.)

When I saw this live, at first I was like, “LOL.”
Then I was like, “Oh s**t, I’m a terrible person.”

I’m sure that’s what the driving factor was, and not the country’s long history of racial discrimination.

Brian Kelly backed the school’s decision to appeal the NCAA’s sanctions at a press conference Tuesday morning, pointing to the lack of school or program assistance or knowledge of the cheating as grounds for declaring the punishments overly harsh: “It’s never happened before in the history of the NCAA, the penalty…

I would recommend being upfront. It’s much more uncomfortable in the moment, but I think of all the trouble and stress I could’ve saved myself (and other people) by being direct about what I wanted and what I was willing to give.

I’m sorry about your brother; I hope you find him.

Hey man, lassoing Germans is hard work!

He might skip the funeral if all his least-favorite family members were going to be there.

How exactly would you pave the way for generations of women before you?

Always.

Cue sad trombone...but not on the field, though.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI.