Counter-counterpoint: keep the weird rule discrepancy, so you get over-the-hill defensive liabilities hitting dingers and the unending comedy of pitchers swinging at hanging curves over the opposite batter’s box.

I think the decision to end the game was the right one, but boy did I ever enjoy hearing that crowd give Bud the blues.

Welp. Now you can star it, I guess.

If so, please expose him as a fraud with specific examples.

We want instant gratification. If there isn’t enough immediate incentive to work hard, we won’t do it.

[citation needed]

Also good:

Oh, I wish I could take credit for it, but I can’t.* It is damn appropriate here, though (and it’ll never stop being funny).

And, like, the inherent frailty of the human body.

And uneven officiating of quarterback protection rules.

F**K ‘EM ANYWAY, MAAAAAN.

Go Badgers, I guess?

Truly a comment for our times. +1

I’m a little annoyed that most of the comments seem to be bashing the Clinton campaign, while ignoring the fact the Clinton campaign’s failures are symptomatic of the failures of the Democratic Party as a whole—the totality of the failure being the actual focus of the article.

Also, I’m annoyed that Mr. Bacharach…

Maybe it’s both! Maybe there’s a third factor that is also salient! (Don’t tell Freddie I’m almost sort of agreeing with him, because ugh.)

When I saw this live, at first I was like, “LOL.”
Then I was like, “Oh s**t, I’m a terrible person.”

I’m sure that’s what the driving factor was, and not the country’s long history of racial discrimination.