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Brian Kelly backed the school’s decision to appeal the NCAA’s sanctions at a press conference Tuesday morning, pointing to the lack of school or program assistance or knowledge of the cheating as grounds for declaring the punishments overly harsh: “It’s never happened before in the history of the NCAA, the penalty

I would recommend being upfront. It’s much more uncomfortable in the moment, but I think of all the trouble and stress I could’ve saved myself (and other people) by being direct about what I wanted and what I was willing to give.

I’m sorry about your brother; I hope you find him.

Hey man, lassoing Germans is hard work!

He might skip the funeral if all his least-favorite family members were going to be there.

How exactly would you pave the way for generations of women before you?

Always.

Cue sad trombone...but not on the field, though.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI.

Isn’t that redundant?

Sad!

It was so gratifying to read the comments and find that I wasn’t the only person feeling schadenfreude for Mr. Breslin.

No, but the irony of it all...!

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The Stanford band’s routines consistently sound like the work of an extremely desperate-to-please improv group.

Exactly. The college or university that can cast the first stone regarding sexual assault hasn’t been founded yet.

2-point field goal percentage is up nearly three whole percentage points from its historic nadir!

Duvall: I’m very sick; I need help.
Phil: Well, that’s why I’m here.

(And here we have another reason why NBA fans shouldn’t be mad at Kevin Durant.)

I got the book and the DVD as a Christmas (or was it a birthday?) present one year. I know empirically that The Secret is bullshit, because that is most definitely not what I wanted.