I’m gonna go ahead and use the permalink to your comment when I share this on the Facebook.

The school you’re referring to is the “Let’s Actually Measure Things School” of economics.

+ a bathrillion.

Where do you get off looking up statistics to back up your arguments? SMDH.

The NBA operates on a certain assumption of good faith

Nice try: I live in California. (The closest I come to ice fishing is buying frozen tilapia fillets.)

Kevin Garnett is undoubtedly going the Hall of Fame as soon as he’s eligible. Your comment was bad and you should feel bad about having written it.

Haha, good catch.

But you do realize that a yellow card and, say, broken ribs are very different consequences.

....to quote Sgt Hulka, lighten up Francis.

And you can’t forget champion bodybuilder Dave Chappelle​...

Yeah, what was the supposed message of this sanction?

Cogito ergo sum contemplatoris coloris mediocris?

You are entirely too reasonable to enjoy professional football.
[is a Niners fan, is aggrieved]

This is the only reasonable reaction to Stephen A.

When I was a child, I hated the Spurs. But I became a man, and now I begrudgingly respect them.
(Also, can I just say that Bearded Gregg Popovich is my favorite Gregg Popovich?)

Okay yeah, you’re right about that being a weird comment. HE’S STILL IN THE LEAGUE, BRUH.

Haha, I’m a Warriors fan and sometimes his mouthguard technique gets to me too.

Couldn’t the Warriors show the Hornets a little more respect, though?

Tip o’ the hat to her receivers for high pointing the ball and that diving catch early on in the video. #teamwork