Always flag football rules and regulations truthers.

My initial reaction to normally-sensible friends sharing this like it was an actual letter was basically just clenching my jaw and cursing. This is more relatable, I think.

Robert Covington—who is shooting 36% and turns the ball over on a full quarter of his possessions—went off for 23 points (guess who he was being guarded by).

You kids and your Extended Deluxe Premium channels...

[is deeply offended]

Sure you were.

I have no idea what this is from, but I still laughed. +1

I try to set aside at least an hour a day for it.

So you’re saying it’s okay.

I’m with you. When Yoda pulled out his lightsaber, I was grinning like an idiot; it was incredible.
(It almost made up for the dialogue in the preceding two hours!)

his good habit of not making stupid throws

I know I do!

Had to do some googling for this one—wooorth it! +1

I choose to see this as shade thrown at Doc Rivers and the Clippers.
“We came back from being down 3-1!”
“Sure, against...THAT.”

Nothing.

+1 you magnificent bastard.

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I HAVE NO IDEA. That last cast was pretty good, I thought.

You’re alright, SBA4S. You’re alright.

[mutilates face]
[signs up for improv classes]