Excellent as always, Moskovitz.

Penis-havers really oughta know to wear condoms at this point, but wearing them correctly is also very important...

Two of my best friends are named Kevin. I assume they’re great in bed!

Just chiming in to say that I read your post more or less as you intended it. I could say that the phrasing on the back end was a little awkward, but I didn’t doubt that you too see Hardy as a garbage human.

[citation or exegesis needed]

You know that moment after you make a post, and you think, “Well, no, that joke doesn’t really work”?
Yeah, that.

“This isn’t what I meant.”

I’m with you. Church folk who think sartorial style is somehow more important than how you treat your fellow children of God are the literal worst.

Just popping by to say that I loved dress-down Sundays (third of the month!). You know, when I used to go to church.
#lapsedMethodists

If you like being covered in a thin veneer of soap scum, that’s between you and your god.

Ah, who am I kidding? Those games will be awful.

Raise your hand if you thought the Knicks-Lakers games this upcoming season were going to be interesting before today.

“HE’S ON FIRE!”

“He’s heating up...”

Have you ever considered becoming a bounty hunter?

Stop being so damn reasonable.

I’m sorry.

If my (hypothetical) brother were, say, broke, I might let it slide. I’d be sad, but I’d let it slide. Eventually.

What kind of sample size are we talking about here?

Mr. Greenburg seems to have enjoyed this interaction much, much less than I did.
I’m okay with that.