Bill Withers auto-rec.

Am I using the permalink to your comment to share this to Facebook? Yes; yes, I am.

She’s a got-damn keeper!

Puh-tay-toe, puh-tah-toe.

He’s rich enough to warrant a steady stream of lies about how the hair’s looking, I’d say.

This needs more stars. All of them, if possible.

Gimme the Megatron who can transform into a gigantic handgun, though—not the motherf**ker from the live-action films.

Can someone explain (college or pro) coaches’ commitments to their ‘systems’ despite the capacities of who’s actually on their roster? (E.g., the year where a new college coach basically wastes a year of the preexisting roster’s eligibility because he didn’t recruit them, regardless of how successful they may have…

Dat bacon tho.

I think you might have the wrong comment thread—their name is “Danistheguy”.

I couldn’t wait to get to the comments, because I just knew there would be someone who didn’t get the joke.

“Or, we could just talk about what’s on our mind, because there’s nothing wrong with doing that.”
I’m not saying there is; I’m just pointing out what I thought was an inapt comparison.

Well, in the case of the TV show, no one has access to the remaining installments...

I think I will borrow this; hopefully, I will give proper attribution when I do.

You misspelled “sheeple.” But I believe you that it was staged. I’d like to think Nicki added a little sauce because Cyrus was out of order with her published remarks, but—as has been established—her whole shtick is to gin up superficial controversy as quickly and cheaply as possible.

And here I was, worried that no one would needlessly cape for Miley! Thank goodness CaptOtter is here to lower the level of discourse!

Okay, gotcha. Thanks for clarifying, friend.

I did not. HELP ME, PLEASE.

You didn’t read the article...did you?

Too much real here.