Read which thing again...?

Dat wine glass tho.

Honestly while i’ll be one of the first to say “fuck a rapist”,

Eh, he was cool when I met him.

More like “saltysaltysalty,” amirite?

See, you get it. But then again, you’re not so desperate to be contrarian that you’ll make a willfully stupid argument.

Welcome to my world.

Bless you.

Simm Hudson...?

“When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.”

The day people start widely accusing me of “phoning it in,” I suspect I will be wearing a similar outfit.

Sounds like he went to a real one.

As someone who has watched every damn episode of Glee, I cannot say that you are wrong in your assessment of the show’s overall quality.

So it’s comparable to one of the great films of the last quarter-century...?

Thanks for replying! (Well played, internet stranger...)

Might you have preferred a Kia Optima?

Was it a dealbreaker or nah? (+1)

That stopped my air flow for a bit. Well done.