Ha, well played.

The Grizzlies mad tho.

Bruh.

What isn’t?

The Truth has always been hilariously indifferent to teammates’ bodies in the midst of a celebration.

Also, the juxtaposition of words and Franzenphotos is comedy gold.

Jonathan Franzen—who feasibly has had sex with a woman IRL before.

That’s, like, doctoral-level dickery.

You’d think this would get old, but...+1.

Small world! I just read a comment by someone who dated someone whose brother used to be a referee for the same league.




#trolling

Obligatory:

Blame it on a simple twist of fate.

Oof. +1 from a dude who lives in the East Bay.

See, this person gets it. (And the album version also has the super-corny, talky, and still lovable middle section, too.) Also appropriate:

I rarely do.

Fair.

Apologies are boring; assholes are fascinating.

It’s in South America.


#trolling