Tell us: did the bad man personally shit in your bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix?

The Slim Reaper comes for us all eventually.

Maintained his honor, though:

This entire bracket is worse than Fritos—which is remarkable given its inclusion of said abomination.

Spaceboy's in the pocket of Big Pulp.

You're blowing my mind right now.

HuskyHauler and I are of the same mind.

Jesus.

Alonso later added, "Which is the Marvel Universe going forward."

Auto-rec for cool username.

Like, what's the likely best-case scenario for that? I can't even.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Wouldn't surprise me.

My wife doesn't think I'm a misogynist, so that issue is settled.

Does anyone have a GIF of Blount celebrating with the minutemen after one of his touchdowns?

Wait. Other than myself...?

The schadenfreude of watching folks walk into such obvious wholes in their own logic is life giving.

Eh. It happens a lot.

I can empathize. Being born was my first mistake, honestly.