The proper legal term in Alabama is "loophole."

Reading is pretty hard.

Lot of healthy relationships there.

I take it this was a midbrain shot?

#neverforget

I'd like to thank you for reminding me that I've forgotten just about everything I knew as a soccer official.

Life lessons dispensed under the rim.

So he started the fire...?

[flies into rage]
[buys baseball bat]
[buys large cylindrical Gatorade-brand cooler]
[goes to town]

"Warden says if I play nice, I get to keep the jeans."

Jim Tomsula will say he's "fine" when you ask him how he's doing, but it's a lie.

BUT—to his credit—he never f**king did...

Maybe the schmucks should run for Congress.

.....aaaaaand s**t, gotta DVR Parks and Rec on the new cable box.

PM me if you figure it out.

Anyway, only grind your boner into someone who trusts your boner implicitly.

That shit was incredible.

I see you, Stedman. I see you.

I have so, so, so many questions.

Dark clouds formed over Billings, Montana.