thats the problem with fools like you, you assume everybody from one particular group all act the same way

It's not that it has "no value," it's that it's...well...wrong.

Quick question: are you white?

Those poor flight attendants.

I was jesting.

Glad we agree! But seriously, they can't just show us a(nother) highlight reel of the winner instead of Tessitore's CNN-lite act?

(I mean, Barkley had a great year in 2011...)

I mean, they should totally stop, though.

So why didn't they give it to Gerhart? And before some white dude brings it up: what about Winston, Griffin, and Newton? (Or Troy Smith, or Charlie Ward, or Andre Ware?)

"I [had] other problems..."
Sigh.

I other problems with this article (i.e., pimping Sagarin without justifying the choice, rehashing the same tired ESSEEESEE talking points we've all heard over the last decade), but that was the first thing that stood out to me.

Amari Cooper has had the greatest season of any wide receiver in recent memory

That jar monkey looks like it could pull the ears off a gundark.

One last tip for Jordan:
Don't be an asshole. This is super important.

Italics > underlining

Outstanding.

"So out she comes with this ball gag in her hand—and I say, 'Nonono...'"

"They chose....wisely."

After watching that, I feel like I lost the bet too.

Things are seriously a mess.