So this is what Durant meant when he said he wanted to be called "The Servant".

Balance my checkbook.

This comment is amaaaazing. +1 blue-green orb.

I'd watch that.

Shorter headline:
Flip Saunders Is Still Not A Doctor

I'm with cdavis17; #8 was inspired.

"But the NCAA said...!"

Dude wore a vest to school every damn day; that's some questionable judgment.

Beets: still gross.
Asparagus: good if properly prepared.
Lima beans: never a good idea (outside of, say, an apocalyptic future where lima beans are the only remaining sustenance besides human flesh—e.g., something to eat once the people run out). {Fun fact: my officemate likes lima beans—I asked just now. I have lost…

I'm in love with that Kinski album art.

June babies all day.

Nope: beets are gross.

Or they're just being sensible.

Stuff of nightmares, that.

Haha, Shilly just got tax lawyered.

Well played.

Good reason to get upset, I'd say. (Also: great username!)

The internet has rewarded my unimaginative googling.

Yes, let us.
On an unrelated note, I like your avatar. A lot. (There is nothing quite like broken ankles on a loop.)

(And hell, the Rams' pass rush has been pretty anemic this season. Makes you wonder if they couldn't have used Sam.)