Look, I made a joke about Mario Chalmers—not the greatest joke, but whatever. Someone's supposed to read it and think "Haha, Mario Chalmers is a dick." You were too busy ranting about LeBron to notice and the joke sailed right past you.

It's really that simple.

It's unusual syntax, but it's not uncommon. You still missed the point.

The point of my comment is that no one likes Mario Chalmers. You missed the point of my comment.

Yelling at Chalmers does not a douchebag make.

This is amazing. I hope this goes triple digits.

Eric would probably argue that they were suspended because "someone found out," so I don't think those are the best examples if you disagree with what he said.

No kidding.

It was six innings, but point well taken.

Ha, that was me as a Niners fan in the 90's. #DamnthePackers, am I right?

Damn, that's deep. +1

You're thinking of a State Farm commercial. #ivewastedmylife

Hopefully this will receive all the love it so richly deserves by noontime Tuesday. +1

I called that s**t in the pilot.

So should I read the Whitlock column or nah? I'm not trying to be angry today.

Huh, he might still be in that phase...

For whatever reason, I haven't gotten around to Trust, Almost Blue, or Imperial Bedroom, but This Year's Model is the best. Right?

I reread this comment today, and busted out laughing. Again.

I rec'd this. Does that make me a bad person?

As an A's fan, I will say this is not true for everyone.

I hate how you're painting the Cardinals fanbase with the broad brush! That being said, I want you to answer for the sins of other Deadspin writers!