Despite my sworn allegiance to the Giants and Trojans, I had to rec this.

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what Jim Irsay did...

Which drug is Bruno? I'm not up on all the slang these days.

Purveyors of inside jokes, ranked:

1. MCs (e.g., hip-hop)

You should fire your writing staff.

The city is filled with people, so.

Gomes has been a non-factor for the A's this season. And Kazmir and Gray weren't the reason for the trades (e.g., both of them were in the rotation after Samardzija and Lester were acquired).

The drive-thru automatic car wash is my shit! Makes me feel like I'm in Starfleet or something.

HOT TAKE.

Or read this comment. Way more to the point than what I wrote.

How should a man respond to physical abuse from his partner?

I enjoyed reading this. However, I think jazz's 'art' status was hard-won—and really, only very recently—so we shouldn't be surprised when some of it's defenders seem more prickly than they should.

(Also, I ended up reading the Gopnik piece right after. You didn't misquote him, but I really feel like you…

Me too! THE END TIMES ARE TRULY UPON US.

[ fabric of the time-space continuum is ripped apart]

Too soon. -1

Two things:

I'm delusional.

Oh fuck it lets just string someone up any opportunity we get.

That was horrific. Makes me wish I'd read that "organ rejection" line on the back end because that line was MONEY.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(?)