G*d damn you. +1

Boom. Slate'd.

Pitch- and length-adjusted Kendrick song is pitch- and length-adjusted.

Say word, son?

Well, "sexist, socially-ingrained bullshit" is a non-negligible cause of most rapes (and how we deal with them), so you'll excuse me for not indulging in a half-cocked thought experiment that wants to bracket said bullshit.

Dave Eggers, is that you?

My ex-roommate's dog, for one. #truestory

Bragging about who you've f**ked is pretty pitiful, but about who someone else f**ked? I mean, damn.

I can't say I agree; for instance, murder victims generally don't accuse their attackers of anything. Because they're dead.

Both of you are terrible people. (+1 for each)

Well, it's mostly ridiculous because murder and rape aren't the same thing.

Um, Larry's clear.

You drop 16 tons, whaddya get?

If you read this piece and think it's about LeBron, you're wrong: it's about you.

[reads all the LeBron articles on Deadspin]

With or without murder?

So you rooted against someone playing against your favorite team? Shocking.

I was thinking the same damn thing.

2012-13: DET ASS

2012-13: DET ASS