2012-13: DET ASS

I confess that would have rec'd your comment regardless of its content because Rollie Fingers.

That picture's like the freeze-frame end to a feel good sports movie. Well, to me it is.

2012 - 2013: DET ASS

He's not elite. He's currently tied for 239th in the league with three home runs and hitting below .250. He has stolen no bases and his WAR is in the negative numbers, meaning theoretically you could pick up any average free agent off the street and they'd be better.

I really, really enjoyed reading this (as a baseball fan, a native English speaker, and someone who doesn't want to be a dick to people based on their appearance). Well done!

2012-13: DET ASS

*batteries not included? Anyone? Anyone?

F**k Short Circuit, because brownface.

[sighs heavily]

You say you've seen seven wonders / And your bird is green (?)

Did somebody post this already? #apropos

Way to bury the lede, Davies:

I don't imagine the OKCreeps are above copying and pasting someone else's form letter.

Thanks.

Who performs it? I'm enjoying it myself, but I don't know what it is. Googling "halloween horny" and "halloween horny song" proved wildly unsuccessful.

I don't, for one. What's the context?

Definitely starred the weatherman vid mostly out of spite.

If you go looking for anything that exists in reality EVERYWHERE, you're bound to find it eventually.

Rec'd for truth.