Or at least, like, some Kids' Choice Awards.

I think a better question is, "Whose daughter isn't?"

cynicalpuss is...not so cynical.

Somebody actually left this comment on an ESPN article about the throw:

GIF is Cespedicious (e.g., 'on the money'). [Somebody help me make this a thing, please.]

I saw "I Lost Count" and this song is immediately where my mind went. The whole 12-minute track is pretty tremendous.

I'm not sure it was intentional, but the fact that he didn't say anything to Norris after is gnawing at the benefit of the doubt I'm trying to give him.

Yeah, I was disappointed in Abad for that.

Got any numbers to back that assertion? I'll wait.

'Cause when you're an Oriole, you're an Oriole all the waaaaaay...

[reads Dovel's comment] Dovel with the lob...

Damn you, that was terrible (+1, though).

Well, I can see somebody's never had a Smirnoff ice...

"Puny German."

I'll just leave this here.

BIG CAPS AND THE ALL CAPS CREW is my new favorite unsigned rap group.

So glad I wasn't consuming a beverage when I read that.

Aim for the head?

You know what's up. I'm all about the human shield for the street teamers.

Yes, because I'm sure Midwest_Elitist makes no categorical distinctions between dogs and children.