The employee is probably waiting until 2019 because she has to save for the wedding. Maybe Martha should offer to pay for it.

My thought exactly. You come in to work and no one will look at you all day....

Between that and her calling out her fat friends, this entire thing was just savage.

That made me snort-laugh. :) Thank you.

Not to mention it probably drove the kid nuts.

Gronk just pawn in game of life.

Like a Zen koan, I ponder of the paradox of how anyone could ever tell if Gronkowski had a concussion.

30-something? Please. Nance was 16 in 1930. If Nancy Drew were alive today, she’d be dead.

Me too. It’s a shame, really. I mean, who builds a private restaurant and invites Will Smith?

I remember this. I wish there were a way for him to come back from scandal. His passion are desperately needed.

I heard it’s decorated in all red.

Sweet god above, tell me that his Fuckery is just his bad behaviour and not, like, a room in his house.

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

I’m sorry, but I enjoy Cam’s joy at playing the game. I’ve seen too many athletes for too long “saying the right things, drinking the vitamins and saying the prayers”. Give me more guys like Cam!

Buddy, you’re not wrong

Duck Dodgers, Rabbit of Seville, Duck Amuck, One Froggy Evening, and Rabbit Seasoning are all solid too.

Yeah, statistics based in reality don’t back up your claim women “do this all the time.”

Think real hard about whether that fact actually undermines the OP’s point.