sasharomel
SashaRomel
sasharomel

Well that's easy to remember thx!

The shots that are at 3/4 rear view make you feel like you're part of the herd (or whatever collective noun applies).

There are no Starbucks in Houston?

“We want the ball, and we’re gonna score!”

I feel so much better about my looks all of a sudden.

Curious: do bricks set off most government building metal detectors?

Exo-wha? Emulator-who? Lotsa latin lingo up in here, but like Justice Potter Stewart, I know a preturbatator when I see one:

A train leaving Charleston southbound at 78 mph on the same track a northbound train that leaves Wheeling averaging a speed 0f 62…in what county does the son of a pair of siblings get named “Tucker”?

There are rules to laughing at cosplay?!

“That’ll be $32,000, please.”

Wow wow wee woah, yaz amash!

Man spreading really helps, but that got nixed, so oh well...[subtly, deftly readjusts][everyone notices anyway]

No Comedienne Barbie? Jeans, t-shirt, jacket, high tops, microphone, bar stool with a little glass of water on it...missed opportunity.

THIS IS DUMB AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO LISTEN ANYMORE

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Here are the Cliff Notes for the too busy/lazy:

Well hello there yourself, you old flirt, you ;)

Whoa! High praise

Aww look at him playing Donner Party, trying to eat his feet.

How does she get through the day?