The game is a million light years wide and only 2 inches deep.

I disbelieve. I’m sure he believes it now, but if he has ‘one last concert’ and can still crawl 3 years later he’ll need another one. What I’d really like is to see him eventually just pass away on stage after a spirited performance of Crazy Train. Not because I want him dead! But that just seems totally Ozzy - and sur…

While the Witcher series went to hell after the first season, Sapkowski is notoriously a giant pain in the ass to work with. He didn’t want to let CDPR turn it into a video game, and then once he agreed to it (for a one time payment) he told them to fuck off and do it on their own - he wasn’t going to give them any…

CP2077 promised a bunch of stuff that never made it into the game, and a lot of stuff that barely made it into the game but was then just dropped on the floor (like the interactive braindances). CP2077 (and the media, and players) just hyped the shit out of it - this was going to be the second coming of Geralt Christ!…

It was still never as good as Witcher 3, but it was certainly a great turnaround and I certainly enjoyed playing it after the first year of fixes and improvements.

Yeah, I haven’t played Last of Us II yet (I did play the first, and liked it) because I need to have a specific time for it when I don’t mind a game just wallowing in misery like a pig in shit. I’ve gotten to the point where if it goes on sale I’d consider it, but now this comes along - guess it’ll be another couple…

Yes, let’s just nuke all the Jews.  Elmo would absolutely be in favor of that - this year’s Israel/Hamas war where everyone’s an asshole aside, he’s happily back in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion shit.

Yeah, and we’d all be in perfect shape if we just give up alcohol, tobacco, weed, meth, ate vegetarian, did an hour of exercise and an hour of weight training every day, gave up cars for walking/biking, etc. etc. Oh, and we should spend a daily hour studying actually important things to improve ourselves rather than…

Smoking weed is his entire persona at this point. He’s going to have to go for something crazy like injecting THC into his eyeballs to make up for losing that.  His music has been terrible for a long time, so that can’t take the place.

Though the GamerGate trolls have lessened in number since 2014

I’ve never been in a Model X, but I’ve been in a few Model 3 and they’re chintyz pieces of crap (with parts falling off) that weren’t worth nearly what they cost. Not surprising they depreciate like mad.

Welp, looks like I’m never buying another WB again (not that I have recently, since they’ve sucked). GaaS is a cancer.

Zelda movie? Hmmm...

The NFT plague in gaming has calmed down a lot with the general collapse of NFTs, but there are still holdouts like those fuckers at Square Enix who still want to cram them into as many video games as possible.

I use the share button a lot, but not to post to Elmo’s Hindenburg. Good on Sony for ditching that trashheap, though I’m sure it’s because Elmo wanted to charge them One Beeeeelyon Dollars (pinky finger to mouth) to keep doing it.

I totally agree with him. I loved Gears 1-3, but at this point can not give a single fuck about the series or keep track of all the plot convolutions (I have played 4 and 5, on sale).

So what exactly is wrong with me ‘cheating’ on a single player game because you guys effed up the game design? Or because I want Leon dressed like Batman?

It’s the common thing on the list most likely to be mediocre, though. An egg is an egg (you have to work to mess it up). Pickled jalapenos are pickled jalapenos. Ketchup is... okay, there are higher quality ketchups, but even the Heinz works fine on a burger. Cheddar - yeah, there are different types (I like the…

The great thing about Skyrim and Fallout 4 is that every single square mile is filled with so many things to find outside of any quest lines... little caves with the remnants of drama, pipes that take you somewhere special, oho a little puzzle treasure vault! And every single one of those things is there for a reason,…

I recently got a hybrid Camry - EVs were completely off the table for two reasons. I have absolutely loved my friend’s Chevy Bolt, it’s a lot of fun and he loves it...