It makes more sense when you realize those games are written by a giant team of separate writers, especially stuff off the main plot path. So you’ll have one guy writing these episodes, another guy writing those other episodes (it’s nearly always ‘a guy’), and then you’ve got these other minigames designed by someone…

The dumbest bit of this (other than him thinking this was very important) is that there are tons of ways to sexy up chicken so that it’s not just choking down plain chicken every day. It’s true that the dark meat on these can be greasy and the white meat is always dry, which is one reason you need to mix them.

‘I AM HERE TO RESTORE FREE SPEECH TO TWITTER FROM THE NAZIS THAT BAN PEOPLE WHO LIKE NAZIS!’

Sorry, I don’t trust the current Squeenix to not turn a Xenogears remake into a pile of steaming hot shit.

King Bible + Clock Lancet are essential for staying alive - King Bible makes a whirling wall of death (especially when evolved), and Clock Lancet freezes lines of enemies. Crucially, when they’re frozen they do no damage to you, so you can run right through them to escape and you always have an escape route!

This is no surprise. And the biggest reason you don’t really see self-identified Gamergaters any more is that that was back when people thought they had to hide being Nazis or hating women, Jews and Black people, etc. Then Trump happened and they were able to proudly join White Supremacist groups or whatever hate they…

Hugely talented, but he was a complete shitstain of a human being when he wasn’t making music. Very Kanye.

Hello Streisand Effect!   You just increased sales of the game by at least 100x.

Honestly, if I were working at there I would quit anyhow if Brochild actually took over.  There’s no amount of money worth working for Musk.

Gamestop can’t even properly deliver your pre-orders now even if you did order them in person. Seriously, a lot of people are showing up with their receipts showing that they did in fact definitely pre-order a game, but ‘Sorry, it’s not in our computer’. So that’s yet one another reason to just dump Gamestop and order…

Here are some of Elon Musk’s text messages, confirming that rich people really do sound that stupid when they talk to each other in private.

zomg ruined by the care bears!1!one

Several artists tweeted that they didn’t want to stream their work-in-progress again. “Now any of us can be accused by art thieves of ‘stealing’ because their AI art ‘finished’ the piece first,” wrote one artist.

The Store, News, and Notifications tabs are definitely web pages and it sure seems like the settings tab is too. Since the Steam ‘app’ on Windows is just a web browser with a tiny shell around it too, this makes it easy for them to have consistency across platforms.

Meta can’t wait for you to do literally anything in their VR setups so they can track everything you do and make some return on their billions of dollars of investment, you pathetic sheep.

Look, the Pokemon universe is kinda bleak and brutal.

I wouldn’t start with 6. It’s just completely soulless, by the numbers. FC5's ending made me angry (before it was redeemed with the excellent New Dawn), but FC6 ending just made me relieved. 3 or 4 would be great starting places.

Yeah, whatever legacy they had is toast. You get caught fucking just one goat...

Only to lose it with the PS3 as they wallowed in their own arrogance and hubris. Oh well, it’s happened to all the major players, and the PS1 truly was special.

GameStop and SAP is one of those classic combinations like cancer and poop.