I live in a place where you can get Mike Hess in cans at the convenience store (or super), so that’s my go to. But Negra Modelo and Sierra Nevada are great options. A Pacifico works if you just want a mild lager. Absolutely no Corona because it will be completely skunked from sitting under the flourescents if you buy…

Simplest way to think about it: ALL the energy that would have gone into sending the arrow the distance of a football field - and still have enough energy left over to kill an elk - goes into the bow instead.

‘A CHEVY?!?’ *storms out of the theater*

I love this article. I know some people are going to go ‘ITZ ODLY A GABE’, but I’ve always wondered just how accurate the archery is in these games, especially after the archery explosion a couple years ago (with Lara in the vanguard) where suddenly every character had a bow. Apparently it’s pretty crap.

Yeah, I could see that too - it’s possible it’ll end up with just nicotine pills, since the bottom line is getting your hit of nicotine. I know there’s a whole social thing with smoking that vaping mostly replicates and a pill can’t - maybe you’ll have nicotine lollipops.

As much as I dislike lawsuits, this might be the one thing that would get them to fix it - because otherwise they’re doing great, why bother spending the money? Nintendo doesn’t spend any money without a clear path to payout.

I was surprised at how many of them realized it was a trap question. Stuff just doesn’t go away. For instance you might think fax machines are obsolete now, because who uses a fax when you can just phone or email? But if you have certain jobs you’ll realize that they’re actually mandatory because fax machines are the…

Oh good, they kept the ballsack armor.

I can’t blame him for leaving (28 years at one job? Holy hell), and he’s certainly earned whatever he wants to do.

Well there goes your kneecap.

Spock: ‘Vulcan, motherfucker, do you speak it?’

I keep hoping this fad for terrible ‘live action’ CG will peak at some point - this would have been so much better as a cartoon.

Cats are opportunistic cannibals.

I think you nailed the reality of permadeath.. The only people I know who ever honor that (no save scumming, no save copies, no rebooting the console instantly) are people who had permadeath as an option.

Wow, I had ‘Track Employees Check Work Phone Online Spy Free’ on my phone but figured it was just a legit stock app!

This sounds less creatively bankrupt than the sad cash grab hitting theaters this week.

My horror stories with this issue mostly have to do with dogged Nintendo apologists.

Me, tonight, coming out on the city: Haha, wow that looks awesome, but most of that has got to be skybox. It’s too freaking big.

In another, saner, universe there might be room for lots of variations between ‘not a charity’ and ‘complete predatory assholes for over 20 years’. But not in this one, so your comment is totally a Brawndo Winnerator.

VR will arrive for me when