It took me some getting used to, but I save the wolf spiders for sure. They’re smart enough to keep to the walls (most importantly never in the bed), they don’t bite people (and if they do accidentally, it’s not poisonous), and I figure they must be eating something I want around even less. Like silverfish.

Those zappers are so effective and satisfying. *KERZAP*

Nice to know that a missed kill at least lowers their attack rating.

Maybe this is actually a very clever way to hide him from search engines. Just try Googling for Google. He’s a needle in a moon-sized haystack!

Haha, ‘mini’. This isn’t really smaller than the original, which was tiny to start with.

Home is the ‘first space’, work is the ‘second space’, any other cozy community area is the ‘third space’. It doesn’t have to be deserted (in fact, by definition, a third space is social and often has regulars), but it’s cozy and low key, it’s a neutral area, and most importantly there’s nobody who can make demands…

This works much better than their useless front page recommendation system which is always flogging crap at me I don’t want.

Rich people will happily splash out millions of dollars on cool stuff. It’s a much better business model than trying to sell things at a loss to the poors but make it up in volume.

Wow, so he did ‘damages’ worth the entire manga industry’s earnings. That would be impressive if it were true (it’s not).

I use one of these - compact, $5, 1 outlet to 3 in the minimum possible package

In this case, the violin has 3 vaginas, 4 six foot dongs, pumps jizz like a fire truck, 1000 dick-headed tentacles it uses to ravage random large-breasted underaged girls till they explode, and insists the girls are independent strong-willed heroines who are all over the age of 18 and chose this because they’re…

Because of the silly way Kinja generates URLs it reads

A spokesperson told the outlet it stopped using Stormchaser to track memes midway through last year.

And of course the Phasebook disk drive is secretly sending all your data to the Weyland-Yutani corporation (or whatever Blade Runner-esque evil corporation you care to name).

This seems less a manual and more a cheesecake delivery service... But then I think back to the old manuals and it was mostly about the art too.

Trump’s policy is whatever the person who last talked to him convinced him of by coddling his ego or wallet. This has been true since day one. He is a very weak man and easily persuaded of things.

This future looks better than the current third world shithole. Sims doesn’t have smellovision, but at least that poor district doesn’t look like it reeks of stale piss everywhere and I don’t see any hobo bombs steaming on the pavement.

Oh no, I ain’t gonna defend AT&T.  Verizon has some quality stuff, they just love to gouge you. AT&T is... AT&T.

Furthermore, Visible says that anyone who takes advantage of this limited-time deal will be able to keep their unlimited data speeds “for as long as you’re with Visible.”

I notified the media. They replied ‘Cool’.