There’s no way Ottawa can screw up an awesome Swedish defenseman, right?

Plus, there’s a chance he could have further aggravated the injury that he had already picked up, causing long term damage for the sake of making a dumb statement.

So it’s like going from engaged to married... once you hit a certain point, the faults just start accumulating at a faster rate.

Winky = me working out at the track on Saturday morning these days.

More like Bichon Freeze, amirite? Eh? Eh?

Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.

All the people have witnessed dudes jacking off on public transit should comment here.

Nothing too bad, just a dude jacking off at the Fulton St stop on a weekday afternoon.

that blue line is soft cheese right now.

In Buffalo, they need more from their wings.

The correct translation was “we need to get pucks deep”.

...about the Dukes of Hazzard.  

In Soviet Russia, scented magazine insert smells you.

I drank nothing but Jim Beam and Milwaukee’s Best for 6-1/2 years of college, but do I get a magazine profile?

We did the same thing for Rio.

this is the best Carter Hart coverage since Jimmy admitted he checked out hot chicks

All this ... or it’s Gritty.

Datsyuks when you fall in front of a bunch of people like that.

here’s the obvious