And there is is. Sublime, even by his standards.

Colgate made sure the OSU band members wore their Crest.

This news truly shocks the conscience.

My wife is a teacher, so a bunch of her friends are teachers. They don’t yell at kids, because they actually keep up with the latest research and know that shit doesn’t work.

There, of course, is only one true answer to this question

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

Have you considered filing an amicus brief?

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

What a coincidence. I don’t want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. I happen to like having eyeballs.

Thank god Spurs have a deep bench.

Final isn’t at Bernabeu. It’s at Wanda Metropolitano - Atletico (the other Madrid club) stadium.

A Hate-trick!

I’ve never been more disappointed to not see someone cleated in the skull by multiple people.

There’s a pretty short list of pro athletes who really deserve to be looked at as real heroes in the world of organized labour. To my mind Lindsay is right up there with Curt Flood on that list.

Poke in the Eye: yellow card.
Sock in the Guts: red card.

Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem. 

You say this happened in Florida?

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single.