Worst thing in the office bathroom: Smoking weed and not sharing.

No! I won’t. I won’t. I won’t! *disappointed Stars fan* oh what the hell, Auston Matthews

So, just a few more than attended the inauguration ;-)

I hate that I can see this happening.

Whoa. Maybe you need to put something else besides water in your bottle. It’s just an idea.

So, I love this post so much first of all because Ellie is awesome. Here’s the thing, I recently moved back to Texas, which has some good qualities, * but no fireflies that I have seen. I used to sit and watch fireflies from my kitchen window when I lived in Wisconsin. ALao out in rural Minnesota, where I was born and…

Thank you, ma’am! Seriously, thank you.

Or beer. I’m just saying. The news isn’t good. I’m personally looking for a reason to stay sober. Maybe in 2020?

Best tennis? I don’t know. I’m still too distracted by his OCD. Which just makes him even more awesome in my humble view. ** love you Rafa! Don’t ever change! **

Minnesota native, but living in exile. This makes me so sad.

Does anyone else think it was a coincidence that Tom Jackson retired when he did? With class, by the way. He is missed by me. And my dogs, too!

I remember vividly when Rosalind was pushed down the elavator shaft. I was like, “whaaaaat? did that just happen?” Television today doesn’t even phase me. I’m totally jaded. I blame you, David Kelley.

Awesome story posing a classic marital dilemma. The answer to the implicit question is diplomacy, I suppose. How does spouse throw body on the grenade that is this “sushi casserole” without losing sex privileges, am I right? I mean she had to have thought about this recipe and planned to make it. Does she want to…

Ok I guess I get it why Cavani is paid less than these other guys. But I don’t like it.

((((((((((Becky with the Bad Hair)))))))))) my heart hurts with your heart

Fuck this bitch. Can I get a witness?!

Oh girl, thank you so much. Thank you so much.

so, am stuck here in TX at the moment. I just wanted to say that I am so grateful for all of your posts. Seriously, thank you so much.

Drew, just keep being you. My poor collie has passed away and I am coping as only I know how ( i.e., lots of beer ). Your humor has always brightened my day.

Still hating him. Hating him so much.