Come on, not all soccer players flop like Neymeow. 

I can’t play the video, so my question is on whether any player dropped to the ground in mock agony faking a cat-astrophic injury.

Let’s Remember Some Dives

After the termination, captain Pat Verbeek called it the best thing that could have happened to the Whalers. He said his teammates had no respect for McGuire and that McGuire was mocked by other teams.

Wow, he’s not just annoying AF, he’s actually a dick. How sad for her to have him ruin such a great opportunity. 

Thank goodness. I grew up watching the high-flying Oilers in the 80s and the Penguins in the 90s, and to go from that level of artistry to the boring neutral-zone trap play was excruciating. So glad that the pendulum is swinging back the other way.

Im interested in every puppy interview

It’s good with the sound off and the closed captioning on. Here’s a partial transcript:

“Players were talking amongst each other but everybody was like: ‘I’m not going to that.’”

*Hamberdler (sorry)

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

“Get the fuck away from us, Peter, we have pepper spray.”

-Boston fans

Because it wasn’t a move with the Oilers, the fact that he traded away Seguin for less-than-magical beans is being overlooked here.

Lauren, can you please take over full-time for Billy? I genuinely enjoy your concise, well-written, well-thought out articles that are not the length of Hammurabi’s Code.

Take your quotation marks and fuck off.

Sure, if we take hockey out of the equation.

Do you have an advance copy of the orange crop report, Winthorpe?