In one sentence, you found the joke, and didn’t have to take a cab to get there.

This is way better than what happens when Patrick Kane goes home.

* it’s his grammar for which I think he should get the chair

But you’ve got to admit, it’s hard to argue with what he says.  I mean, y’know, on account of it being totally incoherent.

I’m shocked that Jameis Winston was somehow supplanted as the worst Seminole.

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

It appears he was hanging around too long. 

Likely both of them did their best Brett Kavanaugh impersonations during their pre-game activities.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Knights: Total fluke they made it that far

It’s not entirely clear what happened, so let’s just do the right thing and put Sergio Ramos on the Supreme Court.

Agreed! I’m a long time hockey fan and this garbage is infuriating. Especially since I don’t watch hockey for the Mike Mathesons of the league. The intent to injure should be the only criteria, not if there is a resulting injury or how bad it is. These kinds of plays, and these kind of players, need to be run out of…

Hockey is not the problem, it’s perfect and blameless. The culprits are the NHL, IOC, IIHF, ‘hockey men’, Sportsnet, Jack Edwards, the Flyers, Jeremy Jacobs, Gary Bettman, Nick Kypreos, Brad Marchand, Don Cherry, ...

Note his eyes, his head position. It’s the opposite of a no-look pass, I guess, a no-look shot. He even faked out T.J. Oshie, who could have sworn he was about to get a pass for a clear shot at goal. Instead, his teammate went bar-down.

Yeah, but just look at this dude representing....the L’ollipop Guild

They think of nothing but murder all day. All of the above is in fact perfectly imaginable.

Even though they’re cute, kittens are just assholes in training. 

THREE hockey on Deadspin in one day? That gets an approving eyebrow raise from Larry Brooks:

Lauren, please have some respect and use his full name: Two-Time Stanley Cup Champion Phil Kessel.