I’d give her my liver, but the Trump administration has done irreparable damage to it.

Don’t ever leave us  Notorious R.B.G!

Police say Comcast employees knew something was off immediately when someone tried to purposefully add the Pac-12 Network to their package.

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Question for the assembled: I took a year off from football last year and I’m pretty much quitting it for good at this point. How do I tell that to people without sounding like a horse’s ass? I’m a Bills fan (I guess) living in New England, and while it’s a really good way to shut down friendly but annoying trash…

Big fucking deal.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

1. Take 15-20 rocks out

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

I wanna get mad about what you said about Lord of the Rings, Drew. But, it’s hot as fuck, the world is collapsing in a big pile of hut shit and you are actually correct: they are turgid.

I immediately yelled “Free Pussy Riot!” when they got tackled and don’t feel so stupid for doing so now. 

That man has one of the worst cases of Aged Baby Face that I have ever seen. That is just deeply unfortunate.

The real England was inside us all along

Tollitt: “You’re fucking shit!”

France saw how Portugal beat them two years ago and said “Hey, they looked like they had much more fun than us at the end. Let’s do that!” and did what they had to do to win.

There is some Drago-level doping probably going on with Russia.

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

“No one wishes anything bad to happen to him and his family.”