Where I live (Upper Midwest), I would grade the seasons thusly:

They are just trying to drum up interest since last year’s playoffs featured too many sweeps.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

Why couldn’t the bear have eaten those people instead?

Anytime! More cute animals, less Nazis. Well, no Nazis.

It’s the second picture on Google Images! How can it not be? I asked her yesterday to name an animal that wasn’t trying to kill you.

Another reminder of who the REAL psychopathic monster of the Old Testament Bible was.

I’ve had a rough week on top of our whole “The US is flaming garbage” thing. Last night I watched videos of pygmy goats and today I’m learning about quokkas. (My friend is really, really trying to bribe me to visit her in Western Australia.) Baby animal videos. It’s a coping skill.

They deserve a shitload more money than $3 million.

Fuck Paul Ryan.

So, this really hits home for me. I was at a convention this past weekend where one of my colleagues - someone I work with, regularly get referrals from, briefly worked for, and is supposed to be one of the “good guys” - aggressively harassed a bunch of women during the social hours. In the course of investigating, it…

Aw now the other football has its own…

I’d rather beat my own ass with sticks than show up in a shared space with that orange fuckface.

Whenever I think about her I think of the movie Rush, with Jason Patric. That was such a great (and fucked up) movie. She’s an amazing actress.

This Act aside, while he’s not exactly a Revelation, I feel like Pelinka’s been pretty good at his Job so far, although we’ll have to wait and see if the Numbers confirm that.

I was hoping this was about Mitch Mcconell

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

mom pls dont do this

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

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