I’m not doing these every day:). Just feelin’ it-

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

Will this horrible woman never go away?

IMO much of what we see nowadays in the care (euphemism) of the mentally ill, in prison or not, is a long-term consequence of the well-intended desire to treat the mentally ill in a more “humane” non-institutional setting. What was overlooked is that giving these same folks the freedom to choose non-treatment or to…

Oh yeah, because NYC cares so much more about the mentally ill who wander our streets with no care. I get that prisons are a huge problem here, but the entire country treats the mentally ill so horribly it’s beyond belief.

The worst part is that Snyder is making them walk there.

Comedy = tragedy + time. Time approaches 0 as potential for a Mayweather illiteracy joke increases.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Discovered baby bunnies in my backyard today. It was the best part of my day by a long shot. Baby animals rule.

Yeah but, as Hoosiers, we made all our money back at the HomeTown Buffet.

Oh, the humanity!

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY, YOU AMBIENT PILE OF SHED ORANGUTAN HAIR.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

we lived in a cul-de-sac, one of the persistent daily terrors of which was saying an awkward “Hey” to a neighbor who’d spotted me.

Too bad this didn’t happen at Mar a Lago, I would love to see it cost Trump a stroke.

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