There’s a quote from Mad Men where Pete says “Stable is that step backward between successful and failing,” and I think that sums up the decision to hire Bruce Arena pretty succinctly.

::ears go *perk!* upon mention of marzipan which alone justifies whatever it takes to make eccentric European chocolate available at most better supermarkets::

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

I still don’t understand how this fucking goblin is our president. I mean, I do, but HOW IS THIS FUCKING GOBLIN OUR PRESIDENT?

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

*slams head on desk until i die*

+1 above-average child

And how his legs straighten out.

Turns out a post-hibernation bear and free agent Jay Cutler are indistinguishable.

I heard on Prairie Home Companion once: “ the dirtest Norweigian is cleaner than the cleanest American”

But cat doesn’t like your things.

I cannot stand looking at pictures of his fucking bloated, disgusting, orange, fleshy face. I scroll past them as quickly as I can before vomit starts inching up my throat and my laptop keyboard is ruined.

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

You may want to wait a bit. After Brexit goes though, it’s be worth about 50p or 8.5 million Canucks bux.

I feel this comment is akin to a black fly in my chardonnay.

Puck hitting goal post on your teams goal is best sound

Pretty impressed he’s in good enough to shape to carry around Alexei Emelin while wearing a suit.