At least they were honest about the reason. In my house, it’s usually a “headache.”

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.

I’d like to abort Trump.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

No. No it’s not. Watch an American football game sometime. It’s almost unwatchable at times. You can assume that every decent play is going to get called back. The problem is that when you have teams that are composed of the best people in the world at their jobs. It’s nearly impossible to actually do anything. That’s…

You son of a bitch. All 3 of you!!!

Why, the affrontery! Are you impugning his honor?

Just a reminder that people who are being held in immigration detention centers are not being punished for crimes, but these centers are nonetheless run very much like prisons. I think the operators may not always understand the Constitutional significance of the fact that these people are not criminal prisoners.

No.

He’s not good enough.

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

Goddammit.

There very well may be a reason he had no one close to him...six tons of porn is a pretty big indicator that he was a fucking pervert.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

I dropped a harddrive on my foot once, so I can relate.

he keeps this up, he’s getting sent to thousand island

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!