Wearing my Spain #9 today in honor of one of my favorite all-time players (recently restored to that state now that I’m over how he moved to Chelsea). Glad to hear he’s doing better today.

If I’d been cut from the Jets I’d have had my hands up looking happy

I truly needed that calm Brit to politely guide me through the proceedings. Let’s all be thankful El Niño is stable, and that Ray Hudson wasn’t doing the color commentary (“...a tragisteeeeerial collision!”).

As Muriel Strode wrote: “Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

Must you H1B so critical?

Every day when I drive to work, I realize that one out of two people I see think it’s OK to be lied to by a low IQ, hypocritical sex monster who spends most of his days being a dick and putting ketchup on his meat. And that’s why I drink...

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

I just saw something that said she wasn’t going to be there. Reallllllly hoping it’s an ideological protest and not that she’s sick :(

I know I should listen to this (don’t underestimate the opposition, know your enemy and all that) but I just can’t, and no amount of alcohol could make it tolerable. I’ll have to rely on others who have less of a gag reflex to facile lies to report on what came out of this buffoon’s mouth.

Please, for the universe’s sake, become a vegetarian.

Does anyone else think ketchup on burgers is blasphemous and disgusting? Like, I only resort to ketchup if a shitty burger is otherwise unsalvageable. I am well aware I might be in the minority here, but to me, ketchup is for hot dogs and fries.

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I don’t know, I think Trump’s assertion today that Jews are phoning in bomb threats to their own institutions to discredit him is nearly as offensive!

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

I actually see the parallels between the two. In both scenarios (the establishment of HBCU and school choice) if you belong to a certain underpriveleged and disenfranchised group of people, you are given a tremendous opportunity and choice to “go fuck yourself” by people who think they are better than you.

“They don’t really think Adrian Peterson is worth $18 million, do they? I’ve gotta go over there and let them know how stupi....”splat.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Man, Juanfran really has been there forever. Check out this portrait he had painted by El Greco during his rookie year of 1585:

You forgot the most important part: Jan Oblak will hopefully be ready soon. The defense isn’t as good as last year but much of that is due to Oblak’s injury. Go Atleti, please win it all!