Hah! It reminds me of this tumblr thing that I keep seeing floating around the internet lately

Ooh that’s such a good idea! The ham and cheese is my go-to at Starbucks for breakfast, but I’m definitely trying that next time!

Same hat, friend!

I am definitely a list-maker (though emphatically NOT a morning person). I do think that’s due more to practicalities rather than just my natural inclination. I used to be more loose about it, but since the pandemic I’ve been making just one weekly grocery shop. I plan out my meals for the upcoming week and make my…

Same. Plus, they give you the recipe!! So as long as you don’t go putting a bowl of chocolate chips in the microwave for 3 minutes on high, then you’re set. 

Also doing like a duckface and clipping it onto your lips!

It’s all those Silicon Valley tech bros who are into “bio-hacking” because it’s only an eating disorder when girls do it, they’re just disrupting the human biome... or something .... 

Same! I don’t have a whole lot of cabinet space in my kitchen but my ceilings are really tall, so of the cabinets that I do have, the top shelf of all of them is pretty much unusable.

OMG “coots” ???!?! barf

Stickers people!

My mom has a weird thing about kosher salt. She keeps it in a super small jar and hardly ever uses it. Anytime we’re cooking, she’s always like “Now be careful with that, it’s really strong, don’t use too much!”

Like so!

Huh, maybe that’s the difference. Cause I was gonna say I drank instant coffee for years and it was... fine? Not terrible? Perfectly serviceable when you have a teeny kitchen and live with roommates and rely on just the big hot water pot?

I just find it hilarious that he goes from basically choking on inhaled cake right to the makeout .... There’s no way that was a decent kiss, dude couldn’t breathe! lmao

The amateur cooking show will feature the heiress “learning her way around the kitchen with the help of her famous friends,” says Variety.

That’s not creepy at all! I had a similar experience with a previous deliveryman — not postal service, a different UPS type service— altho I have to admit, that one did strike me as a little creepy .....

Not food, but drinks — mugi-cha (aka Japanese barley tea).

I mean yes, but also I feel like an awful black bean burger is worse than an awful beef-patty burger. (And it’s a lot easier to make a black bean burger truly mediocre, there’s a very thin line there)

My favorite thing ever was one of the local “Napolitan style” pizza places in my neighborhood in Tokyo. Legitimately good pizza, I ordered from there a lot, but they had one pizza on the menu that was called the “American pizza.” It was, I shit you not, a basic cheese pizza topped with an actual mountain of french…

If you’re describing barbeque as something you “go to” then I think it’s safe to say you’re DEFINITELY not a bbq snob .... ;-p