I found it tough to do with whole movies, but watching The Simpsons commentaries was great. Shorter sessions and having generally funny people probably helped a lot.

I watched the trailer (so you don’t have to), and it doesn’t seem like these two people adopted 77 kids themselves. The guy starts preaching to his congregation about children in need of homes, which kicks off a movement in the town of people taking the kids in.

I had to look up what suicide by proxy is. In early modern Europe a lot of depressed women who had been taught that suicide was a sin that would condemn them to hell instead committed homicides (often of infants) so that the state would have to execute them & they could repent & go to heaven. History is some sick shit 

Serious, Wright’s look-ma-I’m-de-aged closeup straight into the camera (it’s even worse because she goes to the camera, rather than the camera going to her - where’s that camera mounted? ON THE FOURTH WALL, BABY!) reminds of when they were trying to make 3D movies An Actual Thing, and you got all those f64 shots where…

I dunno about “terrible.” Anodyne and middle-of-the-road, sure. (with apologies to Alfonso Cuarón) Rowling in particular has put me off wanting to spend any more time or money on Potter, not to mention my increasing disinclination toward revisiting endless IP franchises. Like, yes, it sure is fun to wallow in…

Zemeckis seems to be the king of making movies with technology that isn’t quite ready, just ready enough to freak us all the fuck out.  I’d say this is only in the last 20 years or so but he really always has been this guy, it’s just worked out better on his older stuff.

Which should never be confused with a Minder.

Someone had better be called a CandyCaneAss by the end of it.

So the two year hiatus isn’t helping here, but how long has it been since Viserys’ death? Like, three weeks?

To be totally fair, I suspect “ex-special forces operative” makes it a bit easier to explain how the protagonist is able to kick unlimited amounts of ass near-singlehanded than “was in charge of the motor pool”. 

“Much like the rotten miscreant child played by Martin Short in Clifford, stage and screen legend Kathryn Hunter makes Belinda’s life a living hell, presumably for her own amusement. Hunter lumbers around the trailer with her dual canes, blending in some of that passive-aggressive parenting from Andor and the…

credit where credit’s due this movie taught me about commes des garcons.

Sure but if Zendaya limited her sexy love triangles to people as hot as she is she’d never have any sexy love triangles

Apparently a threesome is an option as well.

Think of all the great spooky movies that the Emo movement will score now that the fans of the music are in the prime “got money in their wallet” demographic.  It’ll be like all the freedom rock that was in 80's and 90's movies.

“That’s right, dead serious about promoting his new TV show!”

Stick with me here... The malice isn’t in the intent, but in the ignorance of the assumption.

Ah, but it’s a fine balance. If they’d screwed up the non-robot and non-kaiju stuff... you’d have Pacific Rim Uprising, the single most disappointing movie I have ever watched in my LIFE.

I forget where I saw it but they’re “Alpha” like software is alpha; unstable, prone to bugging out, and not ready for public consumption.

...so what you’re saying is, the only real viable option we’d have is to land a team of space trained oil roughnecks on it to drill a nuclear warhead and explode it in its core? Sounds risky, but projections show it can be accomplished with just one casualty.