okay now find an excuse for all the supremely hack needle drops in the movie, as a director who’s made mostly music-centric films

it’s also a movie based on a childs’ toy where the longest sequence in the trailer has all the male characters aggressively threatening to beat each other off, co-written by the guy who made Marriage Story. i think it’ll probably be a little unusual

reading comprehension, bud. hootie is asking where she was during all the events of the original trilogy, since she’s not around and conveniently pops back up when the Empire is defeated

seems like the writers might have expected this and threw every wild-ass idea they had into the very funny and fucking insane season 3

have him die in a fiery explosion that makes it clear that he can never return

9th movie he’s made instead of RockNRolla 2

the movie was as much a fantasy as anything with capes and spandex. they talked nonstop about how closely they worked with the Navy to make everything SUUUUPER accurate but then the movie starts out with a man going 7,000 MPH (3.5 times faster than any aircraft in the real world) and surviving the craft getting…

a Duncan Idaho ghola (before they perfect the process)

hope we see the return of the Tom Yum soup guy

if you mean ‘weird’ in the sense that a band known for witty, sometimes verbose and catchy songs wrote a whole film’s worth of tracks where other people sing-speak the same lines over and over and over in an arrhythmic monotone then we certainly have something to agree on

hope they bother to write some songs this time, instead of 2 1/2 hours of fucking recitative

this probably wrapped filming a long time ago, but they should have done a day of re-shoots to put in a scene where someone plays Al’s music for Dr. Demento who is then absolutely overjoyed to learn that Weird Al is white

quit fuckin’ about and give us what we want, Guy

Amirpour is too fuckin’ cool. can’t wait to see her episode. kinda bummed her latest film came and went without much fanfare, would have loved to see it in the theater

the From Hell movie is such an unmitigated shit-pile. if anything on Earth deserves another chance at an adaptation, it’s that. get some real bleak, uncompromising fucker like Ben Wheatley or Jeremy Saulnier at the helm and do it justice

their Burden of Dreams parody episode is probably their most hyped episode this season:

Austrian, not Australian

it’s Soderbergh’s wife at it again!

it kinda seemed like Kenan didn’t know it was gonna be him, which would be a fun wrinkle. he seemed genuinely surprised. that’d be some good wholesome fun if the producers kept it from him and just told him to talk to the guy with his head down

“she did a grey sick in a posh drawer” is one of many lines from this show that pops into my head at least once a week