when you see the Lionsgate logo you know you’re gonna get some solid, modestly budgeted but possibly silly-as-hell action. i highly recommend Sisu from last year for a fun example of that

man, i love ‘71. can’t believe that came out 10 years ago. i dunno how this guy has only directed one movie between now and then

done in season 3

done in season 5

it was done in season 6

that’s the exact movie i had gone to the theater to see the first time my card didn’t work. they started cutting off ticket sales at a certain time each day

BEHOLD THE DEFILER

FUCK, for some reason i was under the impression Nekrokosm had already been filmed and had just been in post for a long time, but IMDb lists it as still being in pre-pro

yeah, i feel like The Proposition is more of an audition for this film than The Road was, weirdly enough. get Cave & Hillcoat back together and give em a decent budget

maybe in this movie he’ll just shamelessly copy the plot to Shawshank Redemption beat by beat and then at the end the main character can go to the theater to watch Shawshank and cry

the people of Malta need a new weird, derelict theme park (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_Village)

his monologue could just be 8 minutes of interpretive dance to Schism by Tool

watch it back to back with Nobuo Nakagawa’s 1960 masterpiece Jigoku (A.K.A The Sinners of Hell for its English-language release) for a truly revelatory double feature

“It’s almost too easy to put Adam Scott in the funny-man box.”

the only thing i could think of is “why is Keith Morris from Black Flag / Circle Jerks / OFF! in this game?”

let him play There is a Light at his rallies, at least then we get to think about the delicious prospect of him getting pancaked by a double decker bus

two years ago they nominated Bruce Willis right before his diagnosis was made public (they eventually rescinded their nomination once it became known) and last year they nominated an 11 year old girl for Worst Actress which caused a big backlash and culminated in the organization declaring themselves the Worst, as…

i don’t think the target of the sketch was really who you thought it was, the short kings were all nice and normal and reasonable but she threw that all away in the blink of an eye and went for the obvious nightmare / moron / scumbag just cause he was tall

they DO do that, especially when the guest host is someone without any real comedic chops, like Kim K or J.Lo or something

Terrence Malick shot a Jesus movie (filming wrapped 4-5 years ago) that there’s still no sign of, but i bet Marty’s will come out first