there IS an island where you can go, it’s the Pacific Garbage Patch where you can hang out with the rest of the trash, ya uncultured swine!

why does that xeno look like it’s made out of rich mahogany and corinthian leather

the people who made the show have 100% confirmed that they put all those clues in there for people to find and congratulated reddit for figuring them all out, you absolute dummy

if it’s not Walt and he doesn’t have a huge part in this last episode, then i’m truly baffled as to why they hired one of the funniest fucking guys on earth at the moment and put his name in the opening credits to come in and say (on average) about two lines per episode

they’ve already burned through a lot of pretty broad genre categories with this season, what’s gonna be left for the following seasons?

not gonna watch this, i heard he used to be a real piece of shit

i believe the entirety of the upcoming season 3 takes place in Europe, in a bunch of different countries. Paper Boi going on tour across the continent i guess?

catastrophic shai hulud crashes were occurring under the sand constantly during the film but we just couldn’t see em

yes! after hearing raves about the first 3 for so long i bought the Switch version and loved it, but i’ve never owned a DS / 3DS / 2DS / etc so i never had the chance to play the others

is there an unwieldy attachment that will allow me to see Knuckles in the first Sonic movie?

he’s done a few Kenneth Lonergan plays on Broadway where he was nominated for a Tony and had a memorable part in Twin Peaks: The Return, that’s probably the most auteur shit he’s really been involved in.

a while back he was calling his acting style ‘nouveau shamanic’ and sewing voodoo bones into his costumes and shit

yup. although they were sorta on 3 different levels for me: Lamb was a mild disappointment, Titane was a big disappointment, and Annette was a colossal disappointment, possibly the biggest in my entire life of watching films

Titane shoved all the zany shit in the first 20 minutes and then went “y’all ever see The Imposter? i hope not, cuz we’re just gonna do that from now until the end of the film”. huge letdown for me, and i’m a big fan of Raw

he was saying no matter how many “first Asian” prizes Simu wins, Bowen will always be able to better him by being “first gay Asian” to do the exact same thing, which in this comedic game of one-upsmanship is just one notch more unique that therefore takes precedence (as represented by the final heightening of the…

i’m as Western as it fuckin’ gets, dude. i’ve literally been on-site when they’re shooting Yellowstone, at a CAL Ranch store in Utah. doesn’t get much LESS city boy than that. and it certainly doesn’t change the fact that the show guzzles horse piss

i guess he doesn’t possess the vision and drive of some of the great bathroom installers of history, like Tommy Wiseau

the pretenders to the prestige throne are myriad, they just have to crank down the saturation and hope their audience don’t possess the critical faculties to realize it’s dogshit

Sheridan’s a hack. he’s lucky he had one of the world’s great directors behind Sicario, one that was savvy enough to know when to shitcan all his awful dialogue in order to show, not tell. it made it seem like the script was actually good. Hell or High Water was pretty decent, too. everything else’s he’s been involved…

2018 was the best moviegoing year of my life thanks to this thing. even when they fucked around with availability, basically cutting off all purchases at some point in the day i’d just buy my ticket for an evening screening in the morning which was easy to do cause i drive around for a living and could easily just pop…