the first season is super different than the next two. it’s way lower budget, almost totally about the kids, Amy Seimetz was involved... (?)

i ain’t read all these comments cause there’s too many, but according to Ctrl+F only one other person mentioned the Tapatio variety which is disgraceful

let’s see, the elder Garrel made Cicatrice intérieure when he was 22, with Desertshore-era Nico as his muse, now the younger (at the age of 36) has written a movie where *checks notes* the 19 year old daughter of Captain Jack wants to fuck him

you mad that the Spider-Man go to vacation

your criticisms about the movie (well, script) are very dumb and make me wonder if you even read it to begin with because you think a maypole is a crucifix, which idea you’d only get if you’d seen a picture without knowing the context

any sour candy list that omits Trolli eggs is amateur hour!

they’re really downplaying the part where it’s a remake of a movie where Gerard Depardieu plays a fun-loving character who goes around stealing shit and raping

in Braid you have to jump on a cloud and let your character sit there for two real-world hours to get one of 8 stars

no argument here! i think it was mostly a swipe at Oliver for his VERY IMPORTANT political comedy. and just a funny thing to say

i honestly couldn’t remember so i went back and watched em. first trailer shows her throwing around some of the SWAT type guys and has Charles’ “she’s like you... VERY much like you... *wink wink*” dialogue, but no claws. second trailer, the claws come out

one time John Oliver was on Billy on the Street and Billy called him “the thinking man’s Mr. Bean”

best IMAX exclusive posters i’ve seen:

surely Walerian Borowczyk already did the third segment more sleazily and opulently than Danzig could hope to do it

the Osmonds were actually huge in the UK, in the ‘70s all their singles charted higher there than in America, and they were responsible for hundreds or maybe thousands of people (mostly young women) converting to Mormonism

they let AFI’s music video director do movies now?

or this-

ska-ception

so who did they specifically mention were NOT there?

this is the man who agreed to do a voice on the Simpsons despite thinking it was a newspaper comic strip, yeah?

you think all men’s rights little peepants boys are white? not very intersectional of you, bruh