And six years later, one of the casino owners hires this group of zombie soldiers to go get his money that he left in a safe in the casino.

Fine. He’s out. Leon Czolgosz is in. 

1. John Wilkes Booth

George Carlin. Three times, because the realization Donald Trump is president would kill him again the first two.

So, I am guessing we are entering the ‘cult leader can have sex with the members wives and daughters’ phase of the cult now. 

I wonder where they got that idea?

I would suggest Biden stay in the race, if only to have Trump commit more impeachable offences attempting to have Biden investigated. Last week it was Ukraine, yesterday China, what country will it be today?

That’s the problem with hitching your wagon to a carnival barker like Trump - eventually he’s gonna get run out of town, and they’re gonna be left holding the bag.

Depends on the person. Some people are that quick witted, sometimes I surprise myself with an immediate clever quip and referencing “A Modest Proposal” is a pretty obvious. If I heard “eating babies” my head goes immediately there or maybe a Cronus reference.

Thank you liffie420, very cool!

Men, continuing the disappointment. 

Based on your numbers all three are expected to live around 86-87 years old (not accounting for current health and access to high level of medical care), which is closer together than I would have thought.

The All Cheeseburger Diet is part of the reason his heart is so healthy! Your heart’s gotta be tough and the AC Diet is, in effect, exercise to strengthen those heart muscles. 

This gives me an idea for a hilarious dead guy named Bernie movie.

Everything would continue on as usual -

Oh, given that the IG waited until literally the day Pompeo leeft the country, I’m guessing it’s quite a bit more serious than that. After all, that’s just an offense for which the current administration has never, I mean never, experienced any consequences. I don’t know what it is, because my brain is scrambled from…

Before: “I don’t know anything about any phone call.”

My understanding is that you can’t be ticketed for running a stop sign on private property, but that they can absolutely be used in fault-finding for insurance purposes.