“Once too close to call...we’re comfortable calling Fucknutsville for Donald Trump. That’s 3 Electoral Votes for Trump.”

seeing people say “I’m conservative” these days always cracks me up and then makes me hate them

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

Just as an aside, this has been by far the best part of Chris Christie’s re-emergence from the bowels of hell this week:

“With great accountants comes no probing audits.”

My brain won’t let me type all the letters, I hate it that much.

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

Fox News Cinematic Universe

No, it wasn’t. If he’d bit a tree ornament, it would’ve broken and shattered, not held its original shape after breaking. And besides, I’m not sure how you could jam anything into a tree ornament and not have it break. It was an onion, and Derek bit the glass.

You’d think, with so many labor disputes having healthcare on the negotiation tables, that large corporations would be fighting for single-payer. Or is it one of those things where, even though it’s better for most, it could weaken those with power (corporations like having the bargaining chip and unions feel…

Yea Jalop.  Fuck you for covering the biggest story in the automotive world right now.  How could you!!

a contract won’t change reality

I think the crunch was his biting the actual glass. Pretty sure I saw him spit out some clear glass right afterwards.

What if you are cranking to pictures of lawn mowers?

I’m still laughing at the Kars4Kids jingle being the official song of the bad place.

Of course this is all still test for the original Four as much as a new experiment. The last season finale has shown us that John was there to test Tahani and Simone was there to get to Chidi. Both were widely successful.

Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Ya my bad and now I cant edit it. Thanks Kinja!